kramergate:

i diagnose myself with being very good at making salads

(via roughlifejohnson)

prideprejudce:

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have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

maxkillertart:

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

(via 12thgirl)

kremlint:

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

(via thebootydiaries)

deluxetrashqueen:

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

dughole:

Paul Newman was like I fucking love gay people put me on some salad dressing